Congratulations, you’re famous

November 20, 2011 § 4 Comments

Dear Mr Pike,
I saw a picture of you on the internet just now.  You look pretty dapper in your police helmet and your mustache.  I see you were calmly pepperspraying peacefully assembled people at UC Davis where you work.
I just wanted to congratulate you for getting famous.  I get the feeling you’re the type who watches TV and movies like most Americans.  Well, do you remember seeing all that great footage from the “Civil Rights Movement” in which a bunch of stupid black people thought they should have the rights to eat at the same restaurants, drink at the same water fountains and even attend the same schools as white people.  Well, heroes like you were around back then too, and it made for great stock footage to put in movies about the era and documentaries about that stupid movement.  You know the footage I’m talking about?  There’s that great one where the brave police are spraying stupid black people with a fire hose because they dared to march in their city to demand the vote.  You know the ones where the police sick their trained German Shepherds on the blacks?  I think that one’s my favorite.  Which is your favorite scene from the civil rights movement?
Well anyway, I’ve taken up enough of your time now.  I just wanted to congratulate you on becoming famous.  Now future generations will look back at pictures of you with pride in their hearts because you were brave enough to stand up for the global banking cabal.  Great job!
Your Friend,

[sent via email Nov 20 2011]

Lt Pike at UC Davis


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